December 2010
"Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where...
so. i am in a bit of shock currently. i added a woman who i thought was probably married to my father. (i haven’t ever met him because he left before i was born).
but anyway. i messaged her after she accepted the friend request, and sure enough she replied.
Hi Demetria, you do have the right person. I knew who you were just by your picture, you look just like your father. I have...
fugitive status.
having to go to bed hungry now because SOMEONE...
piffington asked: lmfao demetria i most definitely will not make you a sammich
specially not with provolone.......maybe with pepperjack
but that's still pushing it a tad
specially not with provolone.......maybe with pepperjack
but that's still pushing it a tad
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OMG, i just heard freelance whales on a chevy...
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breakfast for dinner
aka i’m lazy, and probably going to gain 45lbs from this.
I mean, how many times can everybody tell you that you’re the oppressive,...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via animalsandmonsters)
excuse me, i'm sorry. i'm really such a lady~
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let's even things out, by evening things out kay?
uneven number of followers.
this should not be happening.
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so we had to put my cat down this morning… i am not sure how to react. i guess i’m sad. but she was just a cat, and i shouldn’t be so attached. and i guess i am glad she is struggling any more, because she was so sick the past two weeks.
anyway, that’s my morning so far.
no one ever sees the deep, dark, ugly places.
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i think you should make it official by changing your name on fbook
LMFAO i fucking love my friends →
so my friend kept asking me about facebook emoticons, so i sent him this : http://tinyurl.com/bgd4jd
he replied with this link.
Be sure nobody is in your room when you do stuff...
fuckthegifs:
~laughing so hard currently
well the animal they made that hat with is naked, so that’s what matters
– M
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whore juice recipe of the day:
baby powder
lavender lotion
Chanel No. 5
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o0o0o lost a follower on christmas
thanx guise!
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if some kid on youtube with a guitar can cover...
then you should probably stop.
maybe just stick to writing… for others.
sleeping naked.
for some reason also means that you’re consenting to being rudely awoken for sex at 3am.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not,
and a sense...
– Oscar Wilde (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
Trying to watch Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps...
Grandma: So has your boyfriend left yet?
Me: Yeah, his flight was today
Grandma: Oh... yeah, I figured you'd be down once he left
Me: Yeah, yeah I am.
i really dislike sleeping alone.
yeah.
i wonder when the number of followers you have on...
it just seems way too simple to have a few hundred or so without much effort.
today is just extremely hard. just because my boyfriend is flying home, to Indiana, today. and i am having a really difficult time, because i am just so fucking lonely right now. its not like i am going to see him tonight, after work. he’ll be there for 14 days. it that just seems like a lifetime. my family isn’t in colorado, so this means i will be spending another holiday with the...
first green of the morning... so sweet :3