i know that i shouldn’t be shattering the illusion**~~ for dudes or whatever but when girls do dumb shit at my club, like—i don’t know—suck on their fingers when they’re on stage i sort of want to throw up a little in my mouth. like i know it looks sexy, it really does. but i’m not finna put my fingers any where near my mouth until i get home and take the hottest shower in existence [which is what i’m about to do]. im hard into hand sanitizer when i’m at work, you can trust that.